Dear Ralf,
Usually the goal is to remove unnecessary weight. Please rethink your current strategy.
Forever your big bro,
Michael
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Dear World,
Kate’s Dirty Sister is schooling her progeny, as I will school the field without saying a word.
Oops, quiet part loud…
SV
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Dear #F1 Paddock,
Tighten your belts or I’ll tighten them for you.
Writing with a very stern hand,
Jean Todt
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