Dear F1 Paddock,

OH YEAH, BOYEEEEE! IN YOUR FACE.

Waving my hands in the air,

Flavor Flav(io)
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Dear Mr. Briatore,

Does this mean I get my old job back?

– NP,J.
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Dear Junior,

How can I put this in words you’ll understand? Oh yes. “NO.”

– FB
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Dear F1 Paddock,

Hey, guys, anyone want to help me with this stuff? I’m having trouble carrying it back into my office.

Thanks, Flavio
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Dear Flavio,

Your call is very important to the F1 Paddock. Please continue to stay on the line and your call will be answered shortly.

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