Dear Ferrari,

Also I would like 12 dancing midgets, 3 polar bears, 2 french hens…perched on top of Domenicali!

Kisses,

Fernando
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Dear Michael,

Now we’re saving all our loving for someone who’s loving us. Go on now, go…walk out that door,

*sniff* ,

Piero Ferrari
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Dear F1 media,

Why do you insist on besmirching my reputation so? I just said I needed a reputable *shoemaker.*

No love,

Franz Tost
__________________________________________________

Dear Ferrari,

Shunt me aside for him and pay the price. Back with a *vengeance.* Really. After a neck massage.

<3, Felipe Massa __________________________________________________

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