Dear Ralf,

Usually the goal is to remove unnecessary weight. Please rethink your current strategy.

Forever your big bro,

Michael
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Dear World,

Kate’s Dirty Sister is schooling her progeny, as I will school the field without saying a word.

Oops, quiet part loud…

SV
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Dear #F1 Paddock,

Tighten your belts or I’ll tighten them for you.

Writing with a very stern hand,

Jean Todt
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